July 18th, 2008
Pitchfork Festival Goers: I’m Here To Help
Sheeeeeeeeeeit!
So you’re at Bonnaroo or Bumbershoot or Coachella or Lollapalooza or POPPED! Philadelphia or Woodstock ‘99 and it hits you: the urge to plop. You head to the port-o-john and surprise! the line is longer than a Kirk Hammett guitar solo.
What do you do? What. Do. You. DOOOO? (That’s right. A Speed reference in 2008. Fuck it!)
Introducing the “amazing” Shit Box from the Brown Corporation! Shit Box is a handy, portable cardboard toilet made for outdoor use. It is reusable (Ewwww!), and comes specially equipped with ten disposable plastic bags that line its brown cardboard-y guts. And, according to Brown Corporation’s website, it also “doubles as a stool…scuse the pun.”
Quick, behind that tree! [The Brown Corporation]
