September 30th, 2008
Inside The Pitch Meeting For COED Magazine’s Latest Idea
Frat boy 1: So, we’re all a bunch of dicks here, right? I mean. I’m safe saying that, right?
Frat boy 2: Absolutely, brah. What’s up?
FB 1: Well, you know how every time we go to Coachella or Bonnaroo there are hella fine bitches there wearing close to nothing ?
FB 2: Uh, yeah.
FB 1: Well, how about this? In addition to offering polls like “Who would you rather do- ScarJo or Anne Hathaway?” I think COED could take pictures of these bitties while they aren’t looking, and post them in a photo set on our website.
FB 2: That, whoa, that is genius, brah. That’ll be a pageview bonanza. Even bigger than our photo set on the Boobs Babes of Oktoberfest.
Frat Boy 3: Now, hold on. These girls are just dressing appropriately for the weather. I think sneaking pictures of them and posting them on a website they would have nothing to do with otherwise is a pretty terrible thing to do. [PAUSE] I’m fucking with you!! BWHAHAHA. You should have seen your faces! On the real: that’s the best idea since puka shell necklaces, brah.
FB 1: I think it could be pretty awesome, man. Cuz I’ll be honest, it’s not the bands I’m looking at!
*High five*
FB 2: I hear ya. I don’t even know who’s playing this year. Eryka Ba-who? Black Keys? I saw Man Man at Coachella, and it was some gay art school shit.
FB 3: Who?
FB 2: Man Man. Lead singer Honus Honus is pictured above. You can find more pictures here.
FB 1: Oh. Yeah. Sound like Squirrel Nut Zippers. Remember them? Anyway, my idea, let’s do it.
FB 2: Hells yeah, friend. Hells yeah.
*Kiss on lips*
From the Dept. of Really, It Was Only a Matter of Time [COED]
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By no one really reading on Sep 30, 2008
Make Major Moves Editor #1: Let’s try to make a website that no one other than our mom’s will read?
Cricket #1: ……
MMME#1: Hello? Is anyone there?
Cricket #1: ……
By Brian on Sep 30, 2008
Ha. Looks like we got under COED Ed’s Axe Body spray smelling skin. And even going so far as to create a fake email address to comment, nice. Big balls there, stud.
But to your point, let’s set the record straight: Make Major Moves is the music blog of Philadelphia Weekly, the city’s (and state’s) most widely read alt-weekly. It has a circulation of 900,000 a week. Make Major Moves is read by two of them. My mom AND my dad.
Also, hadn’t heard of your shitty mag til today, so let’s not pretend you’re setting the world afire, brah.
Happy date raping,
MMM Ed.