September 30th, 2008
Philadelphia Rappers Make One Of Those Pointless Lists VH1 Is Always Doing
Last night VH1 let loose with another one of the pointless lists they do where Mo Rocca and a bunch of other schleps discuss the “Top 100 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes” or the “Top 50 Most Worthless Lists.” Last night’s topic? “Top 100 hip-hop Songs of All Time,” and as you may have guessed, it’s a somewhat lazy hack at some top artists biggest chart-toppers. 50 Cent, “In Da Club,” Sir Mix-A-Lot, “Baby Got Back,” etc. etc. People aren’t pleased. Here’s me being a rap stan: “‘Walk This Way’???? That’s the worst song on RUN DMC’s Raising Hell! And it lead to the birth of Limp Bizkit and all those other shitty rap/rock hybrids that still haunt my ever-loving dreams! Unacceptable!”
They’ve got a point. And speaking of stans, Eminem’s “Stan” is on the list at #15. Such an awful song.
But there’s good news too. Specifically for three Philadelphia rappers. Can you guess who? First guess doesn’t count! Yes, yes. Fresh Prince and DJ Jazzy Jeff. They shored up the # 96 spot with “Parents Just Don’t Understand,” naturally. Eve is right behind them at # 97 with “Who’s That Girl.” And waaaaay up the list are, surprise, the Roots with “What They Do” at # 64. The rest of the list can be found after the jump. Show airs on VH1 again today and everyday now until the end of time.
01 Public Enemy / “Fight The Power”
02 Sugarhill Gang / “Rapper’s Delight”
03 Dr. Dre / “Nuthin But A ‘G’ Thang”
04 Run-DMC ft/ Aerosmith/ “Walk This Way”
05 Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five / “The Message”
06 N.W.A. / “Straight Outta Compton”
07 Notorious B.I.G. / “Juicy”
08 Snoop Doggy Dogg / “Gin and Juice”
09 Salt-N-Pepa / “Push It ”
10 Kurtis Blow / “The Breaks”
11 Jay-Z / “Hard Knock Life”
12 L.L. Cool J / “I Can’t Live Without My Radio”
13 Wu-Tang Clan / “C.R.E.A.M.”
14 Tupac / “I Get Around ”
15 Eminem / “Stan ”
16 Missy Elliott / “Get Ur Freak On”
17 Sir Mix-A-Lot / “Baby Got Back”
18 50 Cent / “In Da Club”
19 Ice T / “Colors”
20 Kanye West ft/ Jamie Foxx / “Gold Digger”
21 Afrika Bambaataa & Soul Sonic Force/ “Planet Rock”
22 Naughty By Nature / “OPP”
23 Outkast / “B.O.B.”
24 Eric B and Rakim / “Paid in Full”
25 Fugees / “Killing Me Softly”
26 MC Hammer / “U Can’t Touch This”
27 Beastie Boys / “Hold it Now, Hit it”
28 Ice Cube / “It Was A Good Day”
30 Digital Underground / “The Humpty Dance”
30 Tribe Called Quest / “Check the Rhime”
31 Kool Moe Dee / “How Ya Like Me Now”
32 Puff Daddy & The Family ft/ Notorious B.I.G., Lil’ Kim
and The Lox/ “It’s All About The Benjamins”
33 Bone Thugs-N-Harmony / “Tha Crossroads”
34 Cypress Hill / “Insane In The Brain”
35 Queen Latifah ft. Monie Love / “Ladies First”
36 Nelly / “Hot In Herre”
37 Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock / “It Takes Two”
38 Coolio / “Gangsta’s Paradise”
39 Tone-Loc / “Wild Thing”
40 Run-DMC / “It’s Like That”
41 Funky 4 + 1 / “That’s the Joint”
42 Roxanne Shante / “Roxanne’s Revenge”
43 Game, The ft. 50 Cent / “Hate It or Love It”
44 Method Man ft/ Mary J. Blige / “I’ll Be There For You
/You’re All I Need to Get By”
45 Geto Boys / “Mind Playing Tricks On Me”
46 De La Soul / “Me, Myself, And I”
47 Young MC / “Bust A Move”
48 Nas / “One Love”
49 Boogie Down Productions / “My Philosophy”
50 Lil’ Wayne / “Tha Block Is Hot”
51 Doug E. Fresh & the Get Fresh Crew / “The Show”
52 Foxy Brown ft. Jay-Z – “I’ll Be”
53 Lox ft. DMX and Lil’ Kim / “Money, Power, Respect”
54 MC Lyte / “Cha Cha Cha”
55 Terror Squad ft/ Fat Joe and Remy / “Lean Back”
56 Busta Rhymes / “Woo-Ha! Got You All In Check”
57 Big Daddy Kane / “I Get the Job Done”
58 Ludacris ft. Shawna/ “What’s Your Fantasy”
59 Ol’ Dirty Bastard / “Shimmy Shimmy Ya”
60 L.L. Cool J / “I Need Love”
61 Slick Rick / “Children’s Story”
62 Digable Planets / “Rebirth of Slick (Cool Like Dat)”
63 Kid ‘n Play / “Rollin’ With Kid N Play”
64 The Roots / “What they Do”
65 Spoonie Gee and The Treacherous Three / “Love Rap”
66 House Of Pain / “Jump Around”
67 Mase / “Feel So Good”
68 T.I. / “What You Know”
69 Common / “I Used to Love H.E.R.”
70 3(rd) Bass / “Pop Goes the Weasel”
71 Whodini / “Freaks Come Out at Night”
72 J.J. Fad / “Supersonic”
73 Black Sheep / “The Choice Is Yours”
73 EPMD / “You Gots To Chill”
75 Lil’ Kim ft. Lil’ Cease/ “Crush on You”
76 Big Punisher ft. Joe/ “Still Not A Player”
77 Cold Crush Brothers / “Cold Crush Bros. at the Dixie”
78 Arrested Development / “Tennessee”
79 DMX / “Ruff Ryders’ Anthem (Stop Drop)”
80 Three 6 Mafia ft. Paula Campbell/ “Hard Out Here For A Pimp”
81 PM Dawn / “Set Adrift On Memory Bliss”
82 Chubb Rock / “Treat ‘Em Right”
83 2 Live Crew / “Me So Horny”
84 UTFO / “Roxanne Roxanne”
85 Black Star / “Definition”
86 Heavy D. and the Boyz / “Now That We Found Love”
87 Wyclef Jean ft. Refugee All Stars / “We Tryin’ to Stay Alive”
88 Jungle Brothers / “What U Waitin’ 4″
89 Cam’ron / “Oh Boy”
90 Pete Rock & CL Smooth / “They Reminisce Over You(T.R.O.Y)”
91 Chamillionaire ft. Krayzie Bone / “Ridin’”
92 Yo-Yo / “Can’t Play with my Yo-Yo”
93 N.E.R.D. ft. Lee Harvey and Vida / “Lapdance”
94 Master P ft. Sikk, Fiend, Mia-x and Mystical / “Make ‘EmSay Ugh”
95 L’Trimm / “Cars With The Boom”
96 DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince / “Parents Just Don’t Understand”
97 Eve / “Who’s that Girl”
98 Warren G ft. Nate Dogg / “Regulate”
99 Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz ft/ Ying Yang Twins / “Get Low”
100 Biz Markie / “Just A Friend”
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