Sestak Was Bribed! (Except He Wasn’t; Oh Wells)
The White House got Bill Clinton to gauge Sestak’s interest in “a prominent, but unpaid, advisory position,” because Chicago gang-bangin’ thug Rahm Emanuel, dancer, didn’t want Sestak leaving the House of Representatives.
The White House will soon release a memo from Emanuel to President Clinton instructing the former president to ask Joe Sestak about his intentions in the senate race.
Damn, that’s boring.
Here’s the way we, under the guise of a commentator, say, virtually hanging at the Free Republic or Human Events, would really put it (because the lamestream media isn’t reporting the whole story! Probably!):
THIS IS 1 OF MANYMANY CRIMES OF BHUSENOBAMA, THE KENYAN…USING A DEAD MANS SOCIAL SCURITY #,,,,, A FAKE BIRTH CERTIFICATE,,,,CHICAGO THUG POLITICS AND SECRET MUSLIM!!!!…SOCIAL FACISM…HE HATES WHITE MEN LOL!!!……HE WILL SEE HIS FATE IN NOVEMBER 2012 OBAMAS WATERVGATE
There. Much better.
And, for the record, this has been making its rounds online. Is there still time to impeach His Holiness, Dr. Ronald Reagan, Esq., Ph.D.?