Time’s running out. If you don’t register to vote by  October 4 you officially become a stereotypical apathetic American.  That’s this coming Monday, for those of you without a calendar handy.

You can find applications and more information at http://www.votespa.com/ and  http://www.seventy.org/ AND at the post office, library, liquor store or at your local election board headquarters.

We’ll let this South Park clip carry the rest of this post:

Let’s get out the vote! Let’s make our voices heard!
We’ve been given the right to choose between a douche and a turd.
It’s democracy in action! Put your freedom to the test.
A big fat turd or a stupid douche. Which do you like best?

Remember, when South Park Elementary needed to elect a new mascot, Stan was at first disgusted by the candidates and refused to vote, but he learned a serious lesson after being exiled to live in the woods with PETA activists: “I learned that I’d better get used to having to pick between a douche and a turd sandwich because it’s usually the choice I’ll have,” he said.

If Stan can vote, you can too!