Remember Philly Birther Philip Berg? Us neither. But this video we found on Wonkette reminded us, the Philadelphia 9/11-Truth-Obama-is-Kenyan lawyer guy is still alive and kickin’, in spite of the CIA’s various likely plots against him.

For those without video access, here’s what he says:

• Barack Hussein Obama is an alias.
• His real name is Barry Soereto
• He believes when Obama was 10, he went to live with his grandparents using an Indonesian passport.
• At age 20, he went back to Indonesia so he could go to Pakistan (for terroristic purposes?) and did so to renew said passport.
• You can’t know Obama’s grades in school because the “aid” he received was from either Kenya or Indonesia.
• No one at Columbia University remembers him attending a SINGLE CLASS.

Read: The Birther Theory

In the soft twilight of the first Saturday of August, a gray-bearded man in a dark suit stood on the grassy knoll in front of Independence Hall and declared for the benefit of a film crew on hand that we are, as a nation, through the looking glass, people. Black is white, up is down, cats are dogs and the President of the United States is a fraud and a liar, a “usurper,” a foreign-born alien unqualified to hold office and the fact that he currently resides in the White House represents a constitutional crisis on a scale not seen since the darkest hours of Watergate.

The man who said these things was one Philip Berg, Esq., a private practice lawyer based in the Philadelphia suburb of Lafayette Hill, a lifelong Democrat and a former deputy attorney general of Pennsylvania. The film crew was shooting a sky-is-falling exposé with the working title Fall Of The Republic: The Presidency Of Barack Obama , produced by Austin, Texas-based talk-radio host Alex Jones, whose previous work includes The Obama Deception, which alleges darkly that the president is a puppet of a multinational cabal of corporate oligarchs, and Loose Change, which claims that 9/11 was an inside job…