Houston Press has released a map titled The United States of Beer, in which they’ve done their darndest to figure out which beer best fits with each state in the union. Check it out below:

HP on Pennsylvania:

Yuengling? You’re awesome, Victory, but no other beer can compete with Yuengling’s longevity.

Other states, they write, weren’t as easy to figure out, so they went with their beer guts:

Florida? South Dakota? Kentucky? These aren’t places that one naturally associates with beer, as the map and our choices demonstrate. We finally settled on Bud Light for Kentucky as it’s traditionally the most favored beer in beer cheese, a regional favorite. Florida gets saddled with MGD Light 64 because it’s the beer we imagine bikini-clad Miami Beach babes drinking to stay slim.

Cheers to that.

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