Posts Tagged ‘Romney’
DAILY GRINDER: Now, Just 50 Philly Divisions Went Zero Percent for Romney

DAILY GRINDER: Now, Just 50 Philly Divisions Went Zero Percent for Romney

Election Day/Night results showed Republican Mitt Romney received zero votes in 59 Philadelphia divisions in this year’s presidential race. And that was evidence there was a conspiracy at foot, because Philadelphia is the center of the universe for stealing votes. Plus, as one theorist noted, the divisions don’t even exist! (Note: That was not true.)...

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DAILY GRINDER: Mitt Romney Goes Out With His Middle-Finger Raised

DAILY GRINDER: Mitt Romney Goes Out With His Middle-Finger Raised

Is this the last time we pull out the Romney puppet? Former presidential candidate Mitt Romney kept his psychopathic streak alive yesterday when he told campaign donors who gave millions of dollars to his campaign for naught, that Obama won the election because he gave minorities, women and children “gifts.” Take it, Mitt (because you do it so well):...

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Obama Wins Pennsylvania

MSNBC called Pennsylvania for Democratic Senator Bob Casey at around 9:10 p.m. Five minutes later, they declared President Barack Obama the winner of the commonwealth. The crowd at the Obama Victory Party at the Warwick Hotel in Center City immediately began celebrating. The celebration was quick and loud, but no one seemed too surprised. Brother Fred Tookes,...

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DAILY GRINDER: Obama Holds PA Lead, Clinton Coming to Town, Bishops Release Voting Guide

DAILY GRINDER: Obama Holds PA Lead, Clinton Coming to Town, Bishops Release Voting Guide

Former President Bill Clinton is all over the state today, rallying support for President Obama. At 10:15 a.m., he’ll be in Pittsburgh; at 2:30 he’s in Blue Bell; at 4 p.m., he’s in Philly, at the Palestra; and at 7:30 p.m. he’s in Scranton. Hide your girlfriends. Mitt Romney rallied his own supporters in Yardley yesterday. The Secret Service said there...

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DAILY GRINDER: Mayor Nutter to Rappel Down Side of Building Later Today!

Mayor Nutter will rappel down a 20-story Center City office building later today! Seriously. 1515 Market Street. He’s doing it to promote something called the “Outward Bound” program, a group which organizes “wilderness trips” for underprivileged teens and war veterans. “I’m not afraid of heights,” Nutter said. “It’ll certainly be different....

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Four Weird Things They Said About the Election in Pennsylvania—Just This Week

Can you feel it? That’s the “Goodbye Cruel World” sensation of dread both liberals and conservatives are getting as the election draws near. Is Obama up in Ohio? Is Chris Christie giving the election to the Democrats? Is Wisconsin in play for Mitt Romney? What about Minnesota? Is that even still a state? Who lives there? And where the hell is my Chinese...

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Romney Camp Moves Back into PA as Obama Camp Calls Bullshit

On second thought, the Romney campaign seems to have decided that PA is OK! Because they announced today that the official campaign—not one of these super PACs offering weird “bad boyfriend” arguments—is coming in, and they’re set to launch official campaign ads in the commonwealth. Romney for President Political Director Rich Beeson penned a Penn-centric...

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Despite Lack of Campaigning, Neither Obama Nor Romney Completely Shutting Out Pennsylvania in Final Week

Despite Lack of Campaigning, Neither Obama Nor Romney Completely Shutting Out Pennsylvania in Final Week

Are you still paying attention to the presidential race? Because there’s only, like, a week left until you cast your vote. And since that’s the case, both the Romney and Obama people are letting you, Pennsylvania, know they still think about you like you exist. Sort of. The Romney campaign still isn’t advertising here, but that’s not stopping the “Restore...

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DAILY GRINDER: The Debates Are Over—Here are Five Takeaways

DAILY GRINDER: The Debates Are Over—Here are Five Takeaways

...The debates are over. God bless America. Like many of you (I assume), I am very happy the debates are over and Mitt Romney and Barack Obama will never, ever have to publicly speak to each other again. The general consensus of last night’s debate was that the president won pretty handily, but whatever. Who cares? It’s just a foreign policy...

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DAILY GRINDER: After Debate, Mayor Nutter Calls Romney ‘Make Believe Mitt’

DAILY GRINDER: After Debate, Mayor Nutter Calls Romney ‘Make Believe Mitt’

Mayor Nutter had a thing or two to say about Mitt Romney after last night’s debate. Here are parts of a Nutter transcript sent last night from the Obama Campaign (italic emphasis mine): “Tonight we also saw the real Mitt Romney—not the phony ‘moderate Mitt’ we’ve seen in recent days, spewing lies that Americans with pre-existing conditions will...

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