Steve Guttenberg’s Greatest Hits
Deal with it: I love Steve Guttenberg.
I know he’s alternately strange and weird in print and has a bit of a temper and is a total banana-tosser, but I can’t help but think we’d really enjoy splitting a bottle of champagne, a gram of cocaine and some “ironic” slow jams together.
Insane South Park/Steve Guttenberg/Incredible Hulk/Roy Lichtenstein mash-up.
Plus there was that time I worked in a restaurant and the dishwasher came out of the kitchen and cruised up to Steve Guttenberg’s table (it seems he’s always in Philly for gay film screenings or something) and was like, What UP, Mahoney?! and he was totally cool about it.
“Same sound, but completely different.” Heh heh.
The PC NSFW police got to me, but if you want to check out the Not Safe for All Work giggles (and you know that you do), clickety-clack here.
Apparently, 2 out of 3 Germans agree with me. They’re LOVING Police Academy 1 in Germany right now.
A very George Michael moment.
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