Obsessed: Photoshopdisasters blog

Photos reposted from the amazingly entertaining Photoshopdisasters.

How long does it take a typical dude to figure out they forgot to add a leg? My guess is at least 12 seconds.

We all love Photoshop chops. A little tear in the seamless world of illustration-as-photos makes us feel triumphant in our tiny, unbotoxed, nasty fleshy bloody selves.

This morning I was shown a photo of Joan Osbourne where she was rocking (strumming?) the dredged-in-Bisquick look. My argument: this does not mean bad make-up, simply bad lighting. Good lighting makes thick makeup disappear. But still I felt bad for Joan, relying as she clearly was on poor man’s Photoshop.

Also! Inspired by the horrific illustration of Nicole Atkins based on a highly stylized photo of Nicole Atkins. For shame.

Handy!

Europeans are sexy gross!

Must be just like that Lance Armstrong congenital huge-heart advantage. Does anyone know what I’m talking about?

Once you have a pet, this shit makes you laugh.

One nippled cartoon sex, yeah!