Biz card/birth control pills/weed stash!

Only $15.49! Cute!

Item of note: handy-dandy place to hide your marijuana–only when it’s legal of course!–or your birth control pills because who knows? You can’t find them, you miss a few days, you get it on, and by the time you get knocked up, Roe V. Wade could be overturned and you could be forced to have a baby to shove in Cindy McCain’s arms to “humanize” her for the American public.

Stock up!