“Tough as nails”

eBay hucksters = el-oh-els galore!

Check out this “Sarah Palin, Black Ice” brand clear nail polish by Sandra Lee on sale for $24.99.

The romance copy asks: “How does Sarah keep those nails so strong and looking so beautiful???”

Note the three–not one, not two, but three–question marks. I almost hurt my forehead as they knitted deeper and deeper toward my nose as each question mark came into my consciousness.