Fan Gear
E! A! G! L! E! S! EAGLES!
Last night’s game proved Philly victorious over the Pittsburgh Steelers. However, Philly didn’t prove victorious over fashion cliches.
At the game, I couldn’t help but snap a pick of my favorite victim (see above). He’s decked out in head-to-toe douchebaggery; from the embroidery-embellished jeans to the fedora placed just so.
But dude, if you’re reading this, don’t be mad. I got called out too. A die hard fan in Dawkins jersey and cargo shorts cat-called me as I left the stadium: “Hey there, BOOTS! Hey BOOTS! Look, it’s the last day of summer and this girl’s wearing boots!”
Yes, a tank dress and boots is preferred over ill-fitting polyester team jerseys. And hey, we won. Looks like they’ll forever be my lucky Eagles boots.



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