Never Again Do The Walk of Shame

We’ve all been there. Two too many drinks on a Tuesday night and you wake up queasy and greasy Wednesday morning on a strange couch wondering why you ever though chugging Irish car bombs on a week night was a good idea. And then you realize that there is no way you can escape this without a walk of shame. Your heart sinks. Perhaps you actually vomit.

But what if you could leave the couch gracefully? Go to work without that disgusting bar stench and with a little dignity (at least as much dignity as a girl who’s wearing the same clothes as the day before can muster)? Thanks to Urban Aid Kits, you can.

Available at a handful of retailers around town (Leehe Fai, The Paperia, South Moon Under and Scarlett Alley) for just over $25, the kits include a mini-toothbrush and toothpaste, a phone card, a one-size-fits-all thong, three condoms, some pain reliever and a “thanks for the memories” note to leave behind in case you wound up at somewhere other than your best gal pal’s.