From the Dept. of Holy Shit: Poo-Pourri

The December/January issue of Bust just arrived, and among a few new good things–we’ve been indeed digging Sarah Haskins’ “Target: Women” episodes (though Jenny Lewis on the cover? Nothing new there, huh? And I swear I’ve read that Margaret Cho quote about how she got started a zillion times…) the most startling section was a little product endorsement on page 24.

Have poo anxiety? Does a chick shit quickly and quietly alone in the bathroom while nervously listening for the door? You bet your sweet-smelling ass.

Behold Poo-pourri.

You spray poo-pourri INTO THE BOWL before unleashing your Activia-propelled B.M. and it magically offsets any odor.

This is totally blowing my mind.

Reviews:

Someone named DungDaddy reviewed it on the PoopReport. Dear Mom, totally forget what I said about having mental issues. Clearly, I’m not running a website dedicated to poo. Good lord.