The Day in Balls: “Man Junk”

According to male friends, only women give a shit about shit. Men’s rooms are unholy ground where men freely grunt, groan, splash AND in fact DISCUSS it. Gross. Anyway since the aforementioned poo-pourri is apparently only a chick concern, here is a product for dudes only.

Enter Man Junk, an “organic” douche for dudes. Admittedly, there’s a slight joy in realizing that the pressure to look, smell, taste, feel and sound perfectly inhuman is affecting dudes also. That joy lasts a few seconds then dissolves into the regularly scheduled low-level American depression.

My guess is that skunk scrotum happens only under severe circumstances and so far, hasn’t required any product intervention.

Anyone with scrotum, if you try this product please report immediately. Anyone that practices regular hygiene yet has suffered silently from a stank bozack, please never, never tell me.