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A Letter to Lady Gaga

Dear Lady Gaga,

We get it. You’ve got the best gams in show business. (Way better than that poser Xtina.) Do you think maybe you could put on some pants now? Please.

Love,
Erica


erica | Jan 12 2009 6:34pm | fashion, lady gaga, pants, WTF | Comments 123

Paul  says:

Prude.

Jan 12 7:00 PM

Caitlin  says:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH I LOVE IT!

Jan 13 1:16 PM

The Brian McManus  says:

Gams

Jan 14 2:11 PM

z  says:

shes got more fashion than your style blog

Feb 4 1:07 AM

candace  says:

Who needs pants!?
Pants are for squares.

Feb 21 9:45 AM

Tanner  says:

Naw she cud keep them off u look amazing gaga keep it up

Feb 23 5:28 AM

wako  says:

shes a NICE LADY though.. So easy.

Feb 23 9:57 PM

Round Belly  says:

Yea nice but a bit meaty for you PETA (perfectly edible tight ass)

Feb 26 1:02 AM

courts  says:

she an icon for having her own stylee…
ppl now a days dearnt stand out from the croud
y try nd put her down…??

Feb 26 5:25 PM

ben_rodney  says:

nice ‘gams’, but ugly face! eyww!
maybe she shows off those gems as a distraction?
the huge sunglasses she always wears also cover most of her face

Mar 3 8:02 PM

dred mafia son  says:

who cares this is america you can do what ever you want. and who cares about the face i would do her. shes rich famous and respected by many. gaga could give me a call any day and say hey lets chill and i would. and yeah she has way more style then this page goes and ever will.

Mar 6 7:07 AM

jay  says:

shes a NICE LADY

Mar 11 6:50 PM

taylor!!  says:

you guys are just jealous that she.s better than all of you:D

Mar 12 10:51 PM

Rose  says:

I like her…but i wouldn’t say she was original. She has taken things from other people, almalgamated them to form what she has become. Madonna for example and Tori Amos too.
But I like some of her music and i don’t think shes ugly…shes uniquely pretty!!
Shes definitly not the worst role model younger generations can have!

Mar 13 1:06 PM

Leigh  says:

Gaga is cool, she doesn’t care what people think about her. Thats why she wears what she wants. As for putting some pants on, please don’t. :D

I like her music and who cares if she has taken something from other artists, these days, who hasn’t?! Hot as though, i would p-p-poke her i’d p-p-poke her face.

Mar 17 10:24 AM

Ali Bhai  says:

No No No Pants, Remove those panties too.

Mar 19 6:35 AM

The Electronic Cigarette  says:

Dear Ms Gaga,
Please for the love of all that is holly – put on pants!

Mar 20 1:07 AM

CiCi  says:

she has the best style for celebs!!
dont be hating on her!!!
ur jus too jealous that she can pull this off and u guys cant!! :)

Mar 21 1:19 PM

LikesGaga  says:

You bleeding hearts, that jib was funny. Dont take it to heart Geezus.

Mar 21 4:46 PM

U SEND ME GAGA  says:

well she was a stripper so…. its kool… and every1 loves it that arent gay or female

Mar 21 9:00 PM

Sora  says:

I really agree…. She should probably hire a stylist that isn’t blind too. Seriously, none of her outfits are even close to being fashionable..

Mar 25 10:45 PM

dumbassreally?  says:

“Dear Ms Gaga,
Please for the love of all that is holly – put on pants!”

. .. u mean holy?
or holly.. the green plant with the red berries?? haha

Mar 26 12:23 AM

Selma  says:

GAGA IS GREAT! SHE CAN GET AWAY WITH WEARING NO PANTS BUT I BET YOU CAN’T. YOU’RE PROBABLY SEXUALLY UNATTRACTIVE TO ME ANY WAY. NICE LADY.

Apr 4 7:30 AM

losers  says:

you all are a bunch of UNOBSERVANT PEOPLE,

1) Her face is hit up horribly, which is why she always puts enormous obstacles to cover it.
2) Just because you choose to not be PROMISCUOUS, doesn’t make you a prude
3) Her music is subpar at best, its typically club dance shit that fades out after a few weeks
4) If you ever seen her perform live, then you wouldn’t say shit about how “good” she is

Pathetic bunch of middle aged men who can’t get real ass so you worship celebrity ass. losers

Apr 6 1:59 AM

SPAWN J  says:

NEEE… LOVE HER.. ABSOLUTELY. I MEAN, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, BE MINE!!

Apr 8 9:09 PM

Chantelle  says:

dont yu dare call my fave singer aa fucking slut! just coz she dus sum peculiar poses duznt meen she is a slut!!! replyto this as an email and send to lil_miss_devil97@live.co.uk i love you lady gaga

Apr 9 9:12 AM

umitsdani  says:

i’ve seen her perform live and she’s better live than in her recordings
the amount of effort she puts into each of her performances is something to be desired.
i’m not a middle aged man, i’m a 15 year old girl
and you’re probably some freak who likes listening to mindless music with no passion
people are too quick to judge people who are in the limelight, you’re never gonna be up there, never gonna get a number 1 hit and you’re never going to have people admire you
you have too much hate
i love the gaga :D

Apr 13 2:27 PM

Cyn DerBlock  says:

anything to distract us from the nose, i guess.

Apr 20 12:45 PM

Jeroen  says:

She’s a PRODUCT made by a recordcompany, to make money for them, like most of the so called ‘artists’ these days. There’s a whole lot of computers between her ’singing’ and what you hear on the radio and/or tv. Fake. She is hot, that’s for sure :P

Apr 21 5:52 AM

Bianca  says:

Well, she said ‘pop music will never be low brow’… but I think she meant ‘french cut onesies are cool, right?!’

Apr 23 3:58 PM

njfhjfdg  says:

there is a rumor da lady gaga was born with both vagina and testicles

Apr 24 11:33 AM

Gabbie  says:

Just Because Gaga Is Better & Has Way More Fashion Scene Than Anyone Doesn’t Mean To Say She HAS To Wear Pants She Could Go Naked Now Everyone Would Like That !! Leave Gaga To Do Her OWN Thing ER Body HER Rules She Can Do Whatever The Fuk Wants
Luve
GabbieRawrGruesome

Apr 28 5:26 PM

Maren  says:

The no-pants-style is the style of Lady GaGa. Do you know why?
Because she didn’t like it to be called: ‘Amy Winehouse II’ or ‘Christina Aguilera II’.

May 1 10:23 AM

Amy  says:

She barely avoids arrest for her barely-there styles in places like Chicago, London, and Moscow. She’s even gotten a citation before! Her response: “It’s not that I don’t like pants, I just choose not to wear them some days.”

May 4 4:52 PM

Hamish  says:

I say leave the pants off lady gaga is say woo!

May 6 7:16 AM

Karen  says:

Lady Gaga is a freaking PROMISCUOUS LADY. She claims she a good girl, well good girls don’t strip. And that video ” Love Games” she freaking
naked in one part. She has good parents, what went wrong with you.
I see you went to good top schools for the arts, and you do have musical talent. By the way you go around the way you do.
You look like you were a wild little LADY in school.
Your parents & family doesn’t deserved that. Your a bad roll model,cover up more. Focus on your music more, then your next to nakedness outfits.

May 25 5:55 PM

gros cave  says:

You’re jealous cause you’re a OVERWEIGHT PROMISCUOUS PERSON.

May 26 6:46 PM

fire  says:

why the heck are you guys all like “ur just jealous because you cant pull this off” and crap. shes not attcking lady gaga. and who cares if she is? you have to admit- lady gaga is weird. believe me, ive seen her live. thats prolly why shes famous. i think shes weird and could use some pants, but i still like her music. so stop insulting the person who wrote this.

Jun 7 11:49 AM

Mandy  says:

She doesn’t wear pants because of her grandma. She said “My grandmother is basically blind, but she can make out the lighter parts, like my skin and hair. She says, ‘I can see you, because you have no pants on.’ So I’ll continue to wear no pants so that my grandma can see me.”

Jul 11 1:04 PM

arany sára  says:

nekem tetszik lady gaga

Jul 26 5:03 AM

Vovan  says:

Мне первая фотка очень понравилась,да и вообще Lady gaga сама очень красивая

Jul 26 6:52 AM

gaga is stupid  says:

lady gaga SUX!! she looks like A LADY I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO!

Aug 2 9:16 AM

Americanboy  says:

Vovan says:
Мне первая фотка очень понравилась,да и вообще Lady gaga сама очень красивая

i agree with whatever he or she has said : P
HAHAHA lol

just kidding
err… i like gaga’s song i think they are awsome but yes she is ugly. However she can dress as she like, if i were famous i would do it

Aug 6 2:38 PM

sarah  says:

Love you bye

Aug 7 12:59 PM

zendog  says:

That’s no Lady, she’s packing a surprise!

Aug 7 4:34 PM

HI  says:

i see the DISCO STICK from her ZWIDDER

Aug 7 6:35 PM

Unknown  says:

did u no she is really a man
look it up if u dont believe

Aug 7 7:34 PM

Mahalia  says:

Fuck some people are dicks. Who gives a shit what she wears shes her own person, she has a hot body so why not wear stuff like that.
If you have to say rude shit about other people you must have extremely low confidence in yourself. No need to be judgemental now

Aug 8 10:28 PM

cierra  says:

hello my name is cierra
i love lady gaga you r so kooooooolll i love your work ya my fave song of yours is just dance

Aug 9 7:04 PM

layah  says:

Can you see LADY GAGA’S ding-a-ling? did she tuck it in? I can see LADY GAGA’s bulge for reals! Lady gaga is alright, LADY GAGA’s music doesn’t make much sense, LADY GAGA’s a better song writer for other groups/singers but LADY GAGA’s fame hopefully will fade. YOU CAN SEE THE BULGE, HOTT… can LADY GAGA f@k LADY GAGA’s self? can LADY GAGA get LADY GAGA’s se;f prego?

Aug 10 12:36 AM

layah  says:

HAMISH…. I don’t think you want it to leave the pants off b/c you might find that IT is TITILLATING and SEXUALLY CONFUSING you will get more than what you bargained for

Aug 10 12:39 AM

steve  says:

Veryhot

Aug 10 5:27 AM

youre all so f-ckn stupid  says:

Looks like lady Gaga has her own disco stick. The people who defend her just wanna fuck her or wanna be her, and the people who talk shit are just jealous. NICE LADY GOT A DISCO STICK. Any girl can take their pants and shirt off now days and make money. Prostitution will be legal one day. AND YOU ALL CAN SUCK HER DISCO STICK

Aug 10 10:26 AM

renee  says:

i hate gaga

Aug 10 10:59 AM

jgzeger  says:

I give Gaga high marks for intelligence and style. This lady really knows how to push people’s buttons and has learned a lot from Madonna. I wish her lots of success.

Aug 10 11:29 AM

tori  says:

she has a DISCO STICK!

Aug 10 5:19 PM

U Are Retarted !!  says:

shes got more fashion than your style blog [2] , U and ur blog arw pathetic !!

Aug 11 8:34 AM

Vegas Dita  says:

Lady Gaga admitted today on the radio she has a weiner! And a vajayjay!….EWWWWWWWW

Aug 11 4:06 PM

Vegas Dita  says:

“Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that it’s not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big f**king deal- L8d Gaga,” she blogged in December 2008.

Aug 11 4:11 PM

Dave and Matt  says:

this NICE LADY has a DISCO STICK!!

Aug 11 4:40 PM

greg  says:

errrmmmmm, have you seen the bulge between her legs guys??????

Aug 12 4:44 AM

Kamil  says:

a wy co tak po anielsku nawalacie ?? co polskiego nie znacie ??? przeciez jesteście polakami a nie jakimis anglikamii !!!! jaaa lubie tą babe nawet przy jej piosenkach tańcze aleee gadać do niej po anielsku ?>? to juz ptrzesada jak zrobili polska strone to niech się nauczy Polskiego a nie my musimy po anielsku w polasce nawijać !!!

Aug 12 9:24 AM

Nick  says:

Look, leave Gaga alone so she dresses differant that doesnt make it wrong or crude or any crap like that and i am sure shes not nearly as PROMISCUOUS as some of you people so please, just shut the hell up about her.

Aug 12 12:02 PM

peeps  says:

its so easy to attack someone that isnt in your face to fight back and its so easy to point out or make up somebody elses faults as if you all myself included dont have any of our own. grow up and get a life! be nice and say something meaningful or shut the fuck up!

Aug 12 6:57 PM

The Impaler  says:

She stole her style from Dale Bozzio of Missing Persons. Like everyone in music these days, steal your style from someone in the past. All pop music and even most electronica, bite the 80’s New Wave sound and look. Look it up.

Aug 13 3:49 AM

marzenka  says:

gaga jest fajna ale i tak nikt na tej stronie nie będzie wiedział co napisałam więc dupa tam heh

Aug 13 9:38 AM

abagail  says:

let her be! thats “the lady gaga” style! its better that she doesnt put pants on because if she does she will be like every other boring celebrity.

Aug 14 12:24 AM

abagail  says:

her style is not like every other celebrity, her style is unique!

Aug 14 12:26 AM

joey  says:

this NICE LADY is a dude so all of u thinkin shes hot ur NOW SEXUALLY CONFUSED

Aug 14 2:57 PM

Mr. Purple  says:

she has a penis!!!!!!!

Aug 14 4:47 PM

TOP84  says:

I agree with joey LADY GAGA is a guy and you people are certainly NOW SEXUALLY CONFUSED. All part of the WEIRD HOMOPHOBIC RAMBLINGS.

Aug 15 1:06 AM

Sure  says:

Gams is a word invented for talentless little NICE LADIES who write for fashion blogs. Seriously, they’re LEGS, and you sound like a massive twatwaffle when you refer to them as gams. Cut it out, NICE LADIES.

 

 

 

(editor’s note: hi, this is Emily G, and I’ve been replacing many of the derogatory-towards-women-transgender-and-gay-people terms in some of the comments on this post and this post alone, because shit, it’s our blog and I don’t feel particularly obligated to give people who come in after google image searching “lady gaga with no pants” a platform to be hateful.

 

Here is a lesson on talking about people whose gender you are confused about: it is cruel, dehumanizing and impolite to refer to any human as “it,” regardless of what you think of their genitalia. If you are confused about someone’s gender, it is simple etiquette to refer to the person by the gender pronoun that they dress as, which in Lady Gaga’s case is SHE. Have you seen your aunt’s vagina lately? Do you refer to your priest as “he” because you’ve seen his penis and verified that he’s a man? No? So, HE or SHE, never IT. Take my advice, people, if you ever live in a city you will meet people who are in a grayish area when it comes to gender, and I bet your mama didn’t teach you to be polite to only SOME people.

 

“Twatwaffle” I’m OK with, though. Also: People, it is spelled JEALOUS, spell it right if you’re so convinced.)

Aug 15 4:07 AM

Austin Noss  says:

You are just JELOUS that you couldn’t pull it off wearing something so amazing!

Aug 16 2:00 AM

Nagy Zita  says:

Jo de csúnya nagyon

Aug 17 10:49 AM

modelface_loves_you1996  says:

omg lmao lady gaga is the best but she should sometimes at least put on a skirt or somethingt instead of a leo like really. but i still luv her songs. [especially pokerface]

Aug 17 9:44 PM

modelface_loves_you1996  says:

wow you people are stupid like really i should know lady gaga is my icon

Aug 17 9:45 PM

modelface_loves_you1996  says:

but i still luv yall >;}

Aug 17 9:46 PM

miss_fire_redd_chick  says:

WHY DONT ALL OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP YOU ALL HATIN BECAUSE LADYY GAGA GOT MORE MONEY THAN YALL BROKE ASSES SO STOP STARTING SHET ABOUT HER YALL ALL ARE A PEICE OF CRAP!

Aug 17 9:48 PM

miss_fire_redd_chick  says:

except modelface she make a GOOD god damn point

Aug 17 9:49 PM

bubba_ gump_ rules  says:

luv ya all

Aug 17 10:02 PM

Steve B.  says:

Are you talking about those tree trunks there in the pictures? THOSE “gams”? Are thunderthighs and fat calves the Flavor of The Week, now? So many trends. So little time. Could you post a printable scorecard, maybe?

Aug 18 9:53 AM

Merk  says:

nice legs indeed. but what about her music? Still sucks. maybe she should be a leg model instead of a singer…bye bye Auto Tune

Aug 18 8:48 PM

Merk  says:

by the way…what does bein rich have to do with talent…look at George Bush…if i say Lady gaga is whack i gotta be deemed as a hater. trip off what the NICE LADY is talkin bout in her songs. then get mad at me for callin her a “NICE LADY”.

Aug 18 8:56 PM

Merk  says:

Steve B. likes bony broads. cuz this chicks legs are lightweight on the mini side..i should know. i’m a leg/booty-ologist

Aug 18 8:59 PM

ugh you all  says:

such haters! i hate to see women hating on other women

Aug 20 10:46 PM

HAHAHA  says:

camel toe- Shes still hot but shes got a cameltoe

Aug 21 3:51 PM

Patrick Winslow  says:

Ooops! I always thought Lady Gaga was a guy. She’s so UNATTRACTIVE TO ME

Aug 21 5:13 PM

xty  says:

ohhh!!she looks sooo HOMOSEXUAL. i really thought she was.. but i love her music though even if she doesn’t have originality,~its danceable! she’s still an icon.. and wear some pants aryt! its not good for kids..

Aug 22 12:40 AM

ciara  says:

i think u are pretty, but it looks like u don’t eat at all :)

Aug 24 9:16 AM

Dr. Doomsduck  says:

teehee, don´t get me wrong, I love her style, it´s odd in a very cool way, with the plastic bubbles, poofy sleeves and whatnot . But every time a picture like this shows up I can´t help thinking “oh, someone forgot to put her pants on this morning.”

Aug 25 9:07 AM

big marlin  says:

I think it,s ah tv

Aug 28 12:32 PM

dzenana  says:

you all are jerks you don¨t understand her music she is the great singer and I love her and her music

Aug 28 2:19 PM

Georgina x  says:

she’s half mann love er :/

Aug 29 7:54 AM

fabi  says:

bom nessa foto ela ta mais bonitaa!!! nada a ver ela loira!
te adoro lady!

Aug 30 7:57 AM

biteme  says:

Erica is jealous, and losers is an asshole.

Sep 4 12:00 AM

richard corio  says:

How about releasing as a single .Beautiful and filthy rich.Actually thats what I am .GA GA.This is a love game from the virgin islands.

Sep 7 8:06 AM

Dhapynie  says:

wtf? ld gg nnt bttr thn xtn…

Sep 9 10:50 AM

Jason  says:

she has a penis AND a vag, no joke

Sep 9 12:42 PM

David!  says:

ummm, for all of the ididots that are saying lady gaga is a shim, and that are disssing her style need to worry about their own pathetic lives. it’s stupid and your stupid, she wears awesome clothes. and that bullshit about her having a penis?,before i get started(dont try to say im wrong ive seen the pics), her outfit was too big in the crotch region and it folded up. and her music is kick ass:D and even if she does have a penis i still love her, and you can suck her cock, lmao.

Sep 9 3:34 PM

David!  says:

and oh yeah is her music is WAYYY better than xtina’s.

Sep 9 3:37 PM

Ana  says:

She is hot with make up on.. :]

Sep 13 4:31 PM

Yılmaz Kurt  says:

she is man wtf

Sep 13 7:37 PM

bruce  says:

dvd s fg….y shld sck hr dck

Sep 14 12:26 PM

miron  says:

esse estilo de se vestir é muito sexy!!
vejo nem tanto blz mais uma coisa excitante kkk…
e as musicas ótimas…

Sep 18 11:04 PM

mana-sama  says:

k sexy es super linda o lindo nu creo si k sea intersexo aun k aya videos k lo muestre y si lo es nu me importa va a seguir siendo mi idola!!!!

**********forever lady gaga**********

Sep 19 11:30 PM

ryan  says:

I would marry lady gaga.

Sep 20 10:57 AM

hi  says:

d y rckn hrmphrdts gt prds?

Sep 21 8:41 AM

Pragmatic  says:

“sh” s fg nd n gl n t tht

Sep 21 10:07 AM

your mom  says:

you guys who think shes sumthin are pretty lame

Sep 21 5:45 PM

ralf  says:

oh my god she has fatty legs

Sep 21 6:54 PM

osito  says:

well, at least she is not wearing gangster, thug costumes. She is truly an artist. The thugs who wear the gangster/thug clothes are talentless with no vision.

Sep 24 1:10 AM

Yeah right  says:

I heard she was a guy!!!

Sep 24 4:01 PM

Dont listen to everything you hear  says:

i heard she was guy too but i dont think its true.

Oct 7 7:06 PM

Kaylie  says:

She is awesome! I’m 10 years old I watched the paparazzi video yesterday night-! how dare she? Is she the one who came up with the idea? Anyway she’s freakin awesome!

Oct 11 6:31 PM

Jennivive  says:

! She’s hot. My fave song is just dance. Just-just-dance gonna be okay da da duh nuh dance! Wish I could shut my playboy mouth oh oh howd I turn my shirt inside out inside out yo! Contorl your poision babe roses have thorns they say and we are gettin hosed tonight uh-uh-oh! Srry i luv dat song so fn much!

Oct 11 6:36 PM

Heh  says:

Only got through a few comments before I about vomited. Somebody justified Gaga’s style by saying she’s “respected by many.” It’s a good thing folks identify respectable individuals by how rich and famous they are – oh an most importantly, by their sex appeal. Her fashion and oh-so-poetic lyrics really hit on some profound and ground-breaking ideas – who ever heard of a song about sex?

Nov 5 12:39 AM

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