Happy Thursday! The Weekend Prep Edition.

Nowadays, it’s like God forbid if a dude who has been calling/texting/communicating with you in various forms of impersonal technology asks to see you and actually calls it a date. I mean, really, that would be just insane, because anymore every young single knows that caring is creepy. In light of this philosophy, and the awkward yet anticipated “hangout,” I am left wondering just what the hell am I supposed to wear? I mean, I don’t want to appear as though I actually thought about it, right? Some fashion bloggers attempted to come to the rescue by posting photos of their top picks for first date—I mean “hangout”—attire, and I have to admit that some of these ladies have the right idea.

If you are going to a DJ night this weekend and think that somehow that adorable mini dress is going to make up for how weird you look convulsing in the hypothermic winter air, think again. Dress sassy but smart with these helpful tips.

Miss Popularity, an amazing highlighter by Benefit, does it all. With a line of it over each eye, you can achieve shimmery, icy eyes for a night out. And no matter how early your Friday obligations pull you out of bed, a simple brush of Miss Popularity under each eye will take away that, “I got home at 3 am and I have no idea how” look in a snap!

I don’t think this is actually news, because the fashion choices of contestants on American Idol have always made me cringe, but it seems even random news sites are taking note at just how lame these people can be. If the brunette spray-tanned attempt at Paris Hilton (because imitating her is cool?) isn’t enough for you, a photo gallery of the rest of these super-talents is posted as well.

A Final Treat: Save your skin from the sub-zero windchill with Alba’s Coconut Milk Body Cream. Not only does it have an amazing moisturizing effect, this lotion smells absolutely divine. Not to mention just $11.95 for an entire tub of it!