Grammy Awards 2009 Nutshell Style. (Because to Elaborate Too Much Would Be Kind of Boring.)

Naturally, the day after the Grammys everyone and their mother posts a Grammy fashion recap.  Personally, I can’t deal with watching Cojo because what acid trip was the talent agent of Entertaiment Tonight on when he hired this dude to comment on fashion?  And so, for the sake of having something to say when your co-workers ask, “Did you see blah blah’s dress last night?”  Here are some of the styles worth mentioning.

MIA definitely takes the cake this year for a fashion statement to talk about.  And while her other look was just as crazy, she showed up to the awards pregnant on her due date.  So I say give her a break.  Call it “hormonally inspired,” whatever.  At least it was interesting, right?

The Jonas Brothers:  I think my friend, Mary, says it best in her blog.

While I thought Miley Cyrus’s dress was so chic and adorable, her eyeliner is super crazy looking and I can’t help but feel she’ll be a lot more interesting post-inevitable breakdown.

Leona Lewis gave a nod to our troubled economy by purchasing her gown from the clearance rack at DEB.

Oh, Katy Perry … I am not alone in saying I don’t particularly enjoy you and I don’t like how young girls aspire to your pseudo-interpretation of retro fashion.  Just what part of last night’s performance get-up was “inspired by the 40s,” which is your fashion claim to fame?