Valentine’s Day: Because Single People Need to be Reminded of Their Status Once in a While

So another Valentine’s Day is fast approaching. It’s the one day of year when all it takes to feel validated is a stupid plush bear and a carboard box full of chocolates from a local pharmacy.  But you aren’t getting the mediocre chocolate or pointless little bear.  You’re single.

Why not bitch about it?  Who doesn’t love complaining?!

Go out to a single’s party.

Buy yourself an anti-Valentine gift.

While one of these options might help, this last suggestion is mandatory for the success of single women everywhere.  It is the bible of single women. It is a best kept secret.  Snuggle up with Why Men Love Bitches by Sherry Argov, and your next Valentine’s Day you can forget about the Walgreen’s chocolate heart- you’ll have a gold lined box of Swiss chocolates delivered under a mountain of roses.  Guaranteed.