Goin’ to the Chapel: RIVERSHARKS

Regular readers may recall that

PW associate editor Anastasia Kotsosavas is getting married (to a guy with an equally long, equally Greek last name). In eight months, she’s going to walk down the aisle come hell or high water (or even worse: rain). She’ll be chronicling all her crazy planning experiences here. Donations can be sent to the PW offices.

from our semi-regular Goin’ to the Chapel feature.

Well, Anastasia, I have scouted the best possible wedding location for you. And I did it all while scouting craigslist free stuff for another bookcase!

Free Wedding at Campbell’s Field (Campbell’s Field)

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Date: 2009-04-06, 12:25PM EDT

Limopatrick and the Camden Riversharks are teaming up to put on the baseball wedding of your dreams. One lucky couple will have the chance to have their wedding at Campbell’s Field during the June 26th game against the Long Island Ducks. Traditional wedding events such as the first dance and bouquet toss will all take place on the field, and the night will be capped off with post-wedding fireworks. As the presenting sponsor, Limopatrick will provide complimentary limo service to and from the wedding for the bridal party. So, you want in? Well, it’s simple – just follow these easy steps:

1. Write a letter to the Riversharks telling them why you and your loved one deserve to be the lucky couple.

2. Email it to Poorya@riversharks.com.

3. Cross your fingers.

4. Call 856-583-0035 if you have any questions.

• Location: Campbell’s Field
• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1109567597

Cuz if there’s anything that says ‘forever,’ it’s a rivershark:

That is to say, a member of a genus which has been deemed ‘critically endangered,’ or not too likely to be in it for the long haul, so to speak.

They should have played up the baseball “diamond” aspect, on account of it bein’ a pune, or play on words.

Craigslist free stuff: Free wedding at Campbell’s Field