Hee, local deeb Arthur Kade got linked by Jezebel yesterday for his deebish post on “grooming,” and the traffic appears to have busted his website.
I’ve always had a grammatical beef with the way dudes say “grooming” instead of “eradicating every hair below your neck.” It may be technically correct in the third or fourth dictionary meaning of “to make neat or attractive,” but when I think of “groom” as a verb, I primarily think of horses and poodles and other things with hair that needs to be brushed. Grooming is something you do with hair, you can’t groom something that doesn’t exist. So when I hear “personal grooming,” I think of fluffy pink poodle-cut pubes standing proud like the worst possible topiary. That ain’t sexy.
ANYWAY, that was probably TMI, but here’s the excerpt that Jezebel picked up:
If you are a hot girl, then it is imperative that everything is shaved, or clean to the point that there is minimal hair. I have had many experiences with beautiful women where they have been amazing looking (especially Internationally), but upon further investigation they are not properly groomed, and I have actually stopped in the middle of the act. One of the many things I notice on a girl while talking to them, and figuring out whether I am going to have them is their: nails, hair, make-up, and skin, and this will many times separate girls who are hot (8’s and 9’s) from girls who I want to take it to the next level with that night (10’s). I remember once going home with a girl from Bungalow 8 in NYC who was a 10, and when I saw her naked and ungroomed, I became so disgusted that I asked her to leave my apartment, and when she said “What’s wrong?” I told her, “I am not into the hair thing”. She told me she hadn’t been with anyone in 2 months, and wasn’t planning on anything that night, so I decided to let her stay over. That next weekend when we hung out she was totally shaved.
Cute, right? Anyway, although Mr. Kade says that:
Whether it is with work, women, or even partying, I can take it to a level that no one else can and dominate.
it appears his website is unable to take it to the next level of traffic and dominate, cuz at the moment you get this:
Way to go, local deeb! And now, you may notice that the little widget in the corner of my browser screenshot says that it is currently 69 degrees outside, so I am getting away from this godforsaken computer and out into the sunshine. Bye! Closing ad graffiti that makes me happy:
Whenever he gets his site back up: Arthur Kade on Grooming