Stop– Hammertime!

This is the wicked guerilla marketing tactic to promote MC Hammer’s new reality series. According to A&E, “Hammertime follows the life of rapper and dancer MC Hammer, his wife of more than 23 years and their family of seven.”

Okay, whatever– I don’t have cable, but I do happen to be a firm advocate of the Running Man Dance (and embarrass my friends on a regular basis). I’m satisfied not knowing anything else about the show and continually looping this video, perfecting the sweet moves and contemplating where I can get my own gold lamé hammer pants.