This week in craigslist art
Every once in a while, we get the urge to see what totally neat/utterly insane stuff people are trying to sell on craigslist listed as “art.” Above, in the “totally neat but unrealistically priced” category, are two high-priced needlepoints in Wynnewood.
These are not paintings, but needlepoint works of art. Both are hand made. Item on left is $700. Item on right is $1,000. Or best offer.
Oh, and cash only, btw.
In the “I think this was why Jesus got so pissy with the moneychangers that one time” category, here is what the seller claims is a genuine Armani crucifix, $325.
Giuseppe Armani Ltd. Edition Crucifix – 16.50 inches tall. This is # 1743 of a limited edition of 15,000. Dark wood cross with a beautiful luminous finish to the porcelain Sculpture. Comes with certificate – statue is signed by Armani and limited number also listed.The Statue is in beautiful condition. Photos do not do this sculpt justice. No more will ever be made.
Seriously, if there’s anything more cynical than producing a “limited-edition run” of 15,000 anything, it’s making a “limited-edition run” of 15,000 expensive crucifixes. (BTW, Giuseppe Armani is not to be confused with Giorgio Armani the designer.)
Armani Crucifix – Ltd. Edition Model 790 – $325 (Langhorne)
Cheap eagles, pricey eagles, NASCAR sculptures, obligatory 9/11 paintings and more, after the jump…
In the “Twin Towers” category (there’s always one):
This is a painting of the Twin Towers with angelic figures swirling around. The picture was purchased prior to 9/11.
Not sure what to make of that. Are we supposed to give them credit for being psychic or liking the Twin Towers before they were cool or what?
Twin Towers Black and White Painting – $25 (Newtown Square West Chester)
In the “I always wanted a giant NASCAR-inspired sculpture!” category:
Here’s your chance to own a one-of-a-kind, all steel, racing inspired sculpture. Up for sale is one of my favorite pieces. As with all my work I put my heart and soul into this piece, and think it turned out rather well. … I suppose if you wanted to you could even paint/stencile the name/number of your favorite driver/rider/car…whatever in a contrasting color on the checkered flag base then clearcoat that. So whether you are a NASCAR, F-1, Indy Car, Motorcycle racing, or whatever here is your chance to own a real conversation piece wherever you place it.
Ok Racing/Art fans – $700 (palmyra,nj)
In the “Things you had on t-shirts when you were in second grade” category:
Cast bronze eagle sculpture by Chope’. Artist’s proof of 100 cast. Estimated retail value $20,000. Paperwork included.
Estimated value $20,000? Estimated by whom, someone on acid who’s spent the past hour watching The Rescuers Down Under and quietly weeping? Good thing he’s willing to part with it so cheaply.
Ultimate Eagles Fan – $1800 (Wayne)
Also in the “Things you had on t-shirts when you were in second grade” category, but slightly more reasonable:
this is a sculpture of an eagle cast in plaster it is totally awesome. if you would like this bird to grace your home with his majestic presence or scare pigeons and squirrels away from your home give me ten dollars and he is yours
We like your style, sir.
eagle sculpture in plaster – $10 (south philly)
And today’s final entry in the “Things you had on t-shirts when you were in second grade” category:
Limited Edition Bronze Timber Wolf Sculpture entitled “Forest Spirit” by Legends, USA (1990). $250. Limited Edition Number 544 of 950. Wolf sculpture is 5″ tall mounted on a 3″ high black polished marble base — for a total height of 8″.
Limited Edition Bronze Wolf Head Sculpture “Forest Spirit” – $250 (West Chester)
In the category of “Well, I guess it’s free?”
9 feet tall with a 5 foot square footprint. Four hollow wood columns combine to create one piece. On offer from the artist who needs the space. Easily moved by two men and a truck.
Well, hey.
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