Do This Tonight: Shmitten Kitten Mister America Pageant

Listen up, ladies. If you’re the type to wax on about the discrimination and stereotypes perpetuated by pageants, you’re going to have to eat your words (albeit for one night only). Dudes from our local ’hoods will participate in a head-to-head competition to crown the best and brightest in town—or somewhere else. There’s a wild-card category for interested participants hailing from weird (read: suburban or South Jersey) locales. Hosted by our city’s most popular dating blogger, Anna Goldfarb of Shmitten Kitten, the inaugural Mr. America will walk away with cases of Sly Fox and a judging slot at the next Varsity Cheerleaders pole-dancing competition. Audience members will walk away with male fantasies to last a lifetime. The evening will be infused with tunes spun by Making Time darlings Rocktits, and Sly Fox beer will be flowing. We’ve got our fingers crossed for you, Mr. Fishtown. Now is the chance to stick it to the denizens of Olde Shitty.

Additionally, the boys are being judged by yours truly, Metro’s Monica Weymouth and Beer Lass Suzy Woods.

Fun fact: Monica and I grew up near each other in the goddamn-right-it’s-Great Northeast. So while Mr. Fishtown’s got a good chance, our hearts might just belong our hometown hero. Swing by and see for yourself.