Browsing the “sexy costumes” section of Halloween stores is kind of like having a pair of goggles that let you look into a parallel stripper dimension. There is nothing too asexual, inanimate, weird or pedo-creepy to have a sexy Halloween version of it somewhere (a slightly more family-friendly version of Rule 34?).
I have a mild obsession with this sexy-unsexy genre of Halloween costumes, and, judging by our traffic patterns, so do more than a few of you. So until Halloween, I’m going to be intermittently posting the weirdest examples I come across for your enjoyment. Get out your stripper-googgles…
Girl scout? (Goggles on.) Sexy Girl Scout!
Freddy Krueger? (Goggles on.) Sexy Freddy Krueger!
Environmentalist? (Goggles on.) Sexy environmentalist!
Nemo from Finding Nemo? (Goggles on…)
This is billed as “Naughty Nemo,” ew.