2013 Golden Globes: Best & Worst Dressed

Given the array of show-stopping looks showcased on the red carpet at last year’s Golden Globes, I really can’t believe just how lackluster, unoriginal and all-around blah the fashions were last night. Thank God there were at least a few diamonds in the rough…

BEST DRESSED

3^rd Place: Jennifer Lopez

Only J-Lo. Had anyone else attempted to pull this dress off, they probably would have failed miserably.

2^nd Place: Taylor Swift

From the dramatic eye and unique side-swept up-do to the stunning amethyst dangling earrings, this is really just head-to-toe perfection.

1^st Place: Kate Hudson

This embroidered, keyhole Alexander McQueen dress was hands down the most “wow” dress of the evening. It’s also the perfect combo of simple and dramatic.

WORST DRESSED

Jessica Chastain

Even if this dress actually fit her correctly and didn’t have so much fabric just inexplicably sagging around her breasts, the slick-back would have ruined it. It’s a shame because this baby blue color looks so beautiful on her.

Halle Berry

Does she think she’s at a party in Miami circa 1998?

Anne Hathaway

All it would have taken is a pair of emerald statement earrings and an emerald cocktail ring and she would have been on my best dressed list.

Heidi Klum/Katherine McPhee/Lea Michele/Eva Longoria

Seriously, if I saw one more starlet’s leg hanging out of her dress from a crotch-high slit, I was going to scream.