Don’t be fooled: Kim’s hair isn’t being blown back as she walks, its from my gigantic sighs of disappointment.
Dear Kim Kardashian,
You’re gorgeous; we both know this. When I was trying to shed some college weight, I may have even had a picture of you on my refrigerator as a reminder of what could be… but that’s not the point of this letter. As someone who had long dark hair from elementary – high school, I totally loved that you kept your raven locks. I thought you looked beautiful with the long waves and like you channeled Audrey Hepburn with the shorter cut.
So, I get that you want to try something new… but blonde?! You look alright (it’s certainly not unflattering).. but I’m sooo disappointed that you blend in with Lindsay Ho-han and all the other golden-tressed trollops that grace the US Weekly’s I see in line at the grocery store.
Blonde may be blown up in the Hills, but you are so much cooler than that– c’mon!
Please go back to your beautiful dark locks,