Halloween: Don’t fret!
Halloween sexy; I get it. A friend explained to me that Halloween is her “super slut” day and just to make sure she can be totally shameless, she usually hosts a party in her home. In her words “if the party is at your house, you don’t have to wear pants!”
If you’re shopping locally for your Halloween slut-gear, check out Philly based Ebay store Supreme Awesomeness.
“Tough as nails”
eBay hucksters = el-oh-els galore!
Check out this “Sarah Palin, Black Ice” brand clear nail polish by Sandra Lee on sale for $24.99.
The romance copy asks: “How does Sarah keep those nails so strong and looking so beautiful???”
Note the three–not one, not two, but three–question marks. I almost hurt my forehead as they knitted deeper and deeper toward my nose as each question mark came into my consciousness.
Biz card/birth control pills/weed stash!
Only $15.49! Cute!
Item of note: handy-dandy place to hide your marijuana–only when it’s legal of course!–or your birth control pills because who knows? You can’t find them, you miss a few days, you get it on, and by the time you get knocked up, Roe V. Wade could be overturned and you could be forced to have a baby to shove in Cindy McCain’s arms to “humanize” her for the American public.
Stock up!
My Big Fat eBay Life
When I picture a “dowry,” this image comes to mind. I wish it full of gold ornaments and 1300TC sheets.
Sadly, the only thing my husband would inherit is student loans.
When I re-upholster, it’s gonna be with this. Chinoiserie much? I do.
Holy shit!
I know there’s just too much birds, but this is amazing, old detailed embroidery, so it’s OK.
