Old City Gone Wild

That’s as of about 5:15 p.m. from Conrad, who apparently went to high school with our good friend Meg? Or something. Anyway, glad to hear your day in court also went well, buddy! Anyway!

We doubt that many among our blog readership are the type to Go Wild in that archetypical, late-night-commercial-on-Comedy-Central way, but we do figure that many of you would like to know this information for entertainment or avoidance purposes. So here:

We tracked down the locale, which would be the Buckhead Saloon, which advertises itself as “The only place in Philly that has a mechanical bull” and is on N 3rd St. between Callowhill and Spring Garden in that weird deserted area that fills up with everyone who played sports at my high school on Saturday nights.

On a related note: How strange would it be to be the, like, drunk-girl weatherman, trying to predict where the potentially topless girls of America will be drunkest tonight. Perhaps this means that the Girls Gone Wild production team thinks the Phillies are going to take Game 1?

At least, someone thinks that Philly girls are going to have above-average reason to scream WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! tonight.