Project Runway Alum Uses a Cat as a Weapon

This is an actual, honest-to-goodness story from TMZ about Kenley Collins, the super-annoying, not-really-that-talented Project Runway loser from last season.

One of the most memorable — and hated — finalists from Project Runway is behind bars right now for allegedly fashioning a weapon out of a living, breathing, meowing cat … and firing it at her ex-fiance!

Kenley Collins—the trash-talking, third place loser from P.R. Season 5— was arrested in a Brooklyn home early yesterday morning, after the D.A. claims she attacked her sleeping ex-fiance with anything she could get her hands on—including a cat, a laptop, several apples and finally … water. It’s like a design challenge turned violent!

It’s unclear what started the fight, but according to legal papers Kenley told her ex, “You’re lucky … it could’ve been a lot worse.”

Kenley was arrested and charged with six crimes — including 2nd degree assault, 3rd degree assault and criminal possession of a weapon in the 4th degree.

No word on when Kenley is set to be released from jail.

So, to recap. She used a CAT. As a WEAPON.