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This Guy Is in Love With Me

Oct 30 2008 | Comments 4

Area Man Saddened To Realize Short Jewish Women With An Interest In Theater His Type


liz | 2:10 PM | Uncategorized

Dennis Says:

Well, I’m barely 5′5″, so any woman beneath that height – regardless of nationality – is my type!

Dennis

Oct 30 3:49 PM

Sherry Says:

Oh jeez. I read the whole thing before I noticed it was the Onion. It was the headline at the bottom about the Surgeon General’s warning of a small breast epidemic that proved the tip off.

Oct 30 7:57 PM

Dano MacNammarah Says:

Oh, the envy.

Could you find the guy that likes fat, BPDs with side orders? I would try to make my bed and everything.

Oct 30 10:09 PM

Masale.Wallah Says:

How short are you anyway, Liz??

Oct 31 1:27 PM

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