God, Help Me
Speaking of claustrophobia, I’ll be going out today to cover the Phillies parade. I had to wend my way through the insane crowds to get to work — two hours before the parade, mind you — and it was already packed with people who were, oddly, holding alcoholic beverages at 9 a.m. The funniest line I heard this morning was a guy on his cell phone trying to meet up with his friend. He was describing his coordinates, and then he said, “I’m wearing a red cap.” Well, that narrows it down.
liz | 10:51 AM | Uncategorized




Like the idiots at the game who are on their cell phone, standing up and waving, and saying “I’m over on the first base side standing up and waving. Can’t you see me?”
And dear Liz, if you are going out to the parade you have lost all right to complain about MRIs again
Oh, and by the way, yea Phillies!!!
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