Comment of the Day: I Am Lame As F**k
Dec 8 2008 | Comments 4
This comment just in from Mia:
eww liz your lame as fuckk
jessica simpson does not have a mental disorder. get a make over ugly whore. your prolly the one with the disorder, fucking picking on people so much richer, hotter and famous than you. like seriously. way to be a lame.
Not only am I prolly the one with the disorder; I most certainly am! Mia, you gotta read this site more often, girl! True, though, Jess is more famous, richer and hotter. But she’s always complained of having a flat butt, my body issue, so I feel we’re kindred spirits.
liz | 1:59 PM | Uncategorized
Liz, I’ve been to one bar mitzvah, a clambake and a tupperware party and I got to say that comment is prolly the daggone, no, is deftintly the stupidest dumbass piece of work since…I dunno. Pretty stupid. I think it was written by an enemiot (enemy/idiot or more commonly known…asshole). You have to start taking these things in stride and realize that she was really giving you a compliment. It’s like, would you rather be known for getting the medal of freedom from G. W. Bush or for being so damn competent that you were fired by him? Mia is an idiot. So her little attempt at slander is actually rather flattering to you! YOu know I’m prolly right, Dave
Liz, I wouldn’t be surprised if “Mia” turned out to be J.S. herself, if the vocab is any indication.
As is often the case with vitriolic comments, the author lacks basic spelling, grammar and punctuation abilities.
Prolly left by the same window as insight, humour, compassion and intelligence. Although, I’m impressed by the fact that this little temper tantrum isn’t completely anonymous.
Or, maybe that’s just plain scary?
I have to wonder what sort of internal dialogue Mia has and it saddens me to even consider it when Mia finds it necessary to spew so much gratuitous venom.
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