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Ha ha, so three strippers got into a fight at a Wawa in the suburbs in the most awesomest story ever:
Police said Katrina Maslakova, 21, of the 400 block of Eighth Street in Lansdale, was cited for public drunkenness and released to a relative. The other two women involved were not charged, police said. According to Chief Chris Engelhart, a physical fight broke out among the women while they were in their car on the way to the Wawa.
Inside the convenience store, an argument erupted again, with all three screaming at one another.
Store employees called police to break it up. “It was probably a stupid thing they were fighting about,” Engelhart said. “They were all drunk, so it doesn’t really even matter what it was about.”
The first officers to arrive on the scene requested backup to help them break up the fight. Engelhart wasn’t sure how the officers knew they were strippers or which establishment they were from.
This is what we’re losing with the closing of Important Wawa Locations. Stripper fights! I can only assume they were fighting over the last bottle of Dr. Zip.
Strippers cause fracas in Hilltown Wawa [Intelligencer]
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“Engelhart wasn’t sure how the officers knew they were strippers or which establishment they were from.”
McQuade – this was so teed up for you that you must have completely missed it. There is no un-funny answer to the question “how did the cops know they were strippers?”