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Hitler’s Mom Has Got It Going On
Yeah, you guys know what this is about: Little Adolf Hitler Campbell and his 2 siblings were taken away by the authorities (possibly Tom Cruise) and placed in foster care. Now, Hitler’s mother, Deborah Campbell, has spoken to NBC 10 in violation of a judge’s gag order. Not sure how much we can trust a woman who named her son “Adolf Hitler” — and her other kids JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler [sic] Jeannie Campbell — but she says she and her husband were exemplary parents and that their children’s names are to blame for the state taking away her kids. But the real money quote comes from little Adolf Hitler’s aunt, Jeanne Coverdale:
I can’t wait ’til another historic day in our nation’s history, when a little boy named Adolf Hitler can overcome adversity and become president of the United States. |
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Yes! Best headline ever! Not mine — my reference is pretty effing old — but the one at right, from a story on NBC 10: 
Also: Tomorrow afternoon. Why did everyone think the inauguration was at night?
Hitler can’t you see, you’re just not the fuhrer for me. I know it might be wrong, but I’m in love with Hitler’s mom.
Thank you for covering this ongoing drama. So, so much humor!
““What about tomorrow night when the President of the United States stands up and say, is forced to say, my name is Barack Hussein Obama. How’s that going to hit the world? I’m saying the one with the middle name he has, was a terrorist.””
By Adolf Hitler’s aunt’s logic (never mind her hilarious grammar), i am a failed republican presidential candidate, because my middle name is Fred. Also, my brother is a famous elizabethan playwright because his first name is William. My mom is actually an animated cartoon character, because her middle name is Lois.