Breaking: People Fail At Having Sex

Dan Gross delivers:

Two Inqwaster editors, apparently heading for a quickie, were red-faced recently after they stumbled upon other employees working in an office they thought would be empty. The secret lovers played it cool, but our spies have no doubt they were looking for a place to get it on.

It’s pretty awesome this story is coming from the Inquirer and not The Daily Pennsylvanian.

Who could it be now? [Daily News, 4th item]