Larry Kane Will Put Obama Over Top

Might as well post this now: Earlier today, Barack Obama’s camp accidentally sent out an email to the entire press list that was the contents of an email exchange between Famous Journalist Larry Kane and people from Barack Obama’s camp.

Here was the absolute best thing to ever be written in an email by anyone anywhere ever:

janet is in touch with you concerning getting Barack on Lynn Doyle’s show. I work with Comcast (hav my own show) and want to tell you that this show reaches ALL 67 counties in Pa… ITS A GREAT ONE

Secondly : I would like a 15 minute one on one with Sen Obama for KYW Newsradio. Anytime. Easy to do. Let me know… This will get super wide play because I’ll be involved.

Once again. don’t forget the union endorsements, this is for a commentary I’m doing tomorrow

Always with the union endorsements! Lynn Doyle mentioned in an email by Larry Kane accidentally sent out by Barack Obama’s staff as Monday’s “Daily Digest” is just about Philadelphia Will Do hilarity overload. I seriously just got high off typing that sentence. Oh, this is better than even runner’s high.

Is Our New AILF A MILF?

Rimshot on the headline

Now that Alycia Lane has to remain out of trouble — and, therefore, out of the public eye, I guess — for the next six months, Philadelphia is searching for a new anchorbabe.

Sure, we still have Kerri-Lee Halkett; her and Erin O’Hearn are the more common search terms to reach Philadelphia Will Do. (Other popular search terms: Dorothy Krysiuk, Monica Malpass and — really! — Doug Kammerer.)

But a reader implores us to check out CN 8 host Lynn Doyle, who recently took fourth place in a search for models over 50.

Doyle is actually actually 51, says her MORE Magazine profile, which also notes that her mother makes a 9,000-calorie custard and she says she “exercise[s] all year so I can eat the custard at Christmas!” Hey, I do the same thing with exercise and beer.

Anyway: I implore you people to judge her and all anchorbabes harshly! I believe we should keep an eye on Ms. Doyle in case she punches the president or Howard Eskin or something, and continue to drift our attention back to Kerri-Lee. Duh.

Photo via Philadelphia Magazine